Steve Says Kanpai (in London)

I Hate Twitter

June 30, 2009 · 2 Comments

I hate it. I really do. I know coming from a blogger this could smack slightly of hypocrisy, but there you go. In fact,  I take that back. Blogging is one thing- expressing one’s thoughts in a ramblingly long and hopefully rounded update on whatever one is writing about. Then there’s facebook- letting your friends know how you are and what you’re doing, and perhaps taking a quiz to see which type of biscuit you are. But twitter actually does take the biscuit- its Facebook status updates gone mad- egotistical nonsense about random crap that no-one should care about. On the Guardian website they’ve been summing up each artist’s Glastonbury performance “in a tweet”- 96 or whatever characters (or less). Since when did brevity become such a virtue that it locks you into a one sentence review of something?

I hate Twitter.

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2 responses so far ↓

  • Georgina // July 1, 2009 at 9:59 pm | Reply

    This reminds me of a book I was given called “One hundred great books in Haiku”.

    The Origin of Species by Charles Darwin:

    Galapagos finch –
    the same beak as Aunt Enid’s!
    A theory is born.

    Das Kapital by Karl Marx:

    October winds blow.
    Your contradictions doom you,
    capitalist swine.

  • stevesayskanpai // July 3, 2009 at 7:10 am | Reply

    I like it! There’s certainly an art to being concise- I just think that 90% of the time with Twitter its not art but meaningless spewage.

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